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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us
as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it
will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears
to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN
OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds
to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in
my apartment it is.

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after
i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face
over the internet

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to
celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the
sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to
my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've
chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was
staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking
right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be
worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried,
you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going
to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last
night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be
an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought
he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that
im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to
think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise
when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means
that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs
around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always
starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in
that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going
to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great
resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for,
but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your
resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants.
But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified
and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out,
we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will
never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to
complain about the person that we hired.

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #
themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as
me it's bm
being an asshole -          
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

<Anonymous> Now, I m sure many of you have encountered little
shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking
things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you
know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little
cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like
it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here s the best part. A biter got me today
when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too.
This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a
tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit s teeth as he was
grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get
wide, and started screaming  SHIT! SHIT!.  Now, my good
friend, Tom we ll call him, was there too, and he instantly
picked up on it. He started shouting  FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN T
GET IT! FUCK!.  By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts
crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and
starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye
and say,  Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he
just bit me and I m  I m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE. 
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire
store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his
mom isn t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed.
I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier,
all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice
little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to
hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the
moment I heard that sob.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying
there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why
don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let
the problem solve itself?

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced
the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er --
got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They
snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really
looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry
Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes.
It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her
first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of
willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany
wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his
fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it
swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and
gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing
dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed
Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but
even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up
its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when
he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's
nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's
nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang,
and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he
whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a
fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly,
and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried
to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept
intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother
again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her
again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted
from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded
the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds
they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like
fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip
on his raised wang.

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a
bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all...
and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the
street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up,
and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was
crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing
there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave
us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks
with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her
and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard
it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit