Item #: SCP-4914
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers have confirmed that the only copy of SCP-4914 is in Foundation custody and the hard drive containing it is to be stored in a standard anomalous items locker. Testing of SCP-4914 is permitted by researchers level 1 or higher. These tests are only to be done on remote systems lacking internet access.
The internet activity of SCP-4914's creator is to be monitored for further anomalous incidents.
Description: SCP-4914 is a modified digital copy of the video game Doom, originally released in 1993 by id Software. Unlike standard versions of Doom, SCP-4914 is 468 megabytes in size and functions from a single executable file. Upon running SCP-4914, it functions as a standard copy of Doom.
SCP-4914-1 are anomalous growths of Digitaria sanguinalis, a species of grass commonly referred to as crabgrass. SCP-4914-1 grows directly on the motherboard of the computer SCP-4914 is run on. This growth occurs 16 hours after SCP-4914 is executed. During its growth cycle, SCP-4914-1 uses high amounts of computer processing power from any available components. SCP-4914-1 is capable of regrowing to full maturity within 5 minutes if it is removed by any means other than the use of vinegar.
To date, no other alternately modified copies have been recovered.
Addendum 4914/1: SCP-4914 was originally discovered after its online posting by known members of GoI 'Gamers Against Weed.' The following are chat logs documenting SCP-4914's creation and initial distribution.
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Bingledorf: but yeah, my cat is awesome
Takeovermetal has joined.
liquid_water: @Takeovermetal who the hell are you?
lucy: @Bingledorf send more pics when u can
Takeovermetal: Just another fuckin loser like you @liquid_water
rocknrow: lmao
rocknrow: so what brings you here, guy
liquid_water: lol thats fair
Takeovermetal: @rocknrow Heard about you all, and thought I'd stop by to see what kinda crazy shenanigans occur here
Takeovermetal: So do you guys like doom?
rocknrow: like the game?
Takeovermetal: Yeah
rocknrow: i fuckin love it, why?
Takeovermetal: I like to mod doom from time to time
rocknrow: oh shit can i see some of your stuff?
Takeovermetal: Yeah, hold onTakeovermetal uploaded file doom2irl.exe 48mb ⬇
rocknrow: exe and not a wad?
liquid_water: 48 megabytes wtf
Takeovermetal: Exes are easier to uh
Takeovermetal: You know, magically fuck with
rocknrow: are they? huh
Takeovermetal: Yeah, everything's packed into it
rocknrow: this is built on gzdoom right (edited)
Takeovermetal: Yeah. @liquid_water It's that big for a reason
lucy: lol isnt doom that game about killing demons and shit
Takeovermetal: It's a really good game
Takeovermetal: Pretty much kickstarted the FPS genre
lucy: owo
rocknrow: checking this out right now
liquid_water: @Takeovermtal wtf this is so good
liquid_water: @Takeovermetal
liquid_water: you said you make these for fun?
Takeovermetal: In my free time, yeah
Takeovermetal: I've got other non-anomalous ones too
liquid_water: sick shit takeoutmeal
liquid_water: someone get this man a gamer role
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Takeovermetal: What the fuck is up
Takeovermetal: New mod if you guys wanna play
rocknrow: @Takeovermetal lets see itTakeovermetal uploaded file doomIN4D.exe 104mb ⬇
liquid_water: >104
liquid_water: this better be good
Bingledorf: @lucy aaaaaaaa
Bingledorf: @Takeovermetal also I looked at your first mod and its pretty good
Takeovermetal: Thanks
Takeovermetal: Also I'm gonna need you guys to give me ideas
Takeovermetal: Because they don't just appear
liquid_water: doom but you shit yourself when you die
Takeovermetal: I'll have to playtest it on the shitter (edited)
rocknrow: aw damn, new mod
Takeovermetal: Spent a bit longer on this one
rocknrow: what does '4D' imply?
Takeovermetal: You can smell the game
Takeovermetal: And like, other senses
lucy: that sounds weird and awesome
lucy: also @Bingledorf a
bones: @Takeovermetal If you're going to do that one, please give a warning when posting it.
Takeovermetal: Of course, I'm not that much of a dick
bones: Thank you.
lucy: rate my dinner
lucy: avn.uploads.sh/IMG_20181107_221412.jpg
liquid_water: what the hell is that
Takeovermetal: Anyway, I'll be gone a day for a special project I'm doing
lucy: im hungry and thats all we had
rocknrow: 👀
Takeovermetal: Soon…
coffee_hawks: @Bingledorf have you finished that thing?
Bingledorf: give me uhhhhhhhhhhh
Bingledorf: another couple days
Bingledorf: im still trying to figure this out
coffee_hawks: no worries
rocknrow: @Takeovermetal playing that 4d thing
rocknrow: pretty wild my dude
rocknrow: ping me when you finish your next mod
Takeovermetal: Sure thing
coffee_hawks: also, good work on the doom mods
Takeovermetal: Thanks
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Takeovermetal: @rocknrow It's done
Takeovermetal: Sorry, it took 2 days not 1
rocknrow: so whats this one
Takeovermetal: I'll post it but I want more people to see it
rocknrow: hold on
rocknrow: @Bingledorf @lucy @liquid_water @coffee_hawks @AnnoyingDog @Fishtruck
rocknrow: get the hell in here and play this guys mod
lucy: owo
Bingledorf: lets go
AnnoyingDog: I like doom
coffee_hawks: me too
coffee_hawks: now post it
Takeovermetal: Give it a minuteTakeovermetal uploaded file doomdigitaria.exe 486mb ⬇
Fishtruck: That's a bit big for a Doom mod don't you think?
rocknrow: >implying he didnt magic the hell out of it
Fishtruck: Oh.
Takeovermetal: Play it and tell me what you guys think (edited)NEW MESSAGES
rocknrow: @Takeovermetal uhhhhh
Takeovermetal: What?
Bingledorf: this is just regular doom
Takeovermetal: Are you serious
Takeovermetal: Wtf
Fishtruck: Yeah, it's regular for me too.
rocknrow: is this part of it?
rocknrow: or did you actually fuck up
Takeovermetal: Give me another day
coffee_hawks: well at least its doom
coffee_hawks: something to kill time with
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rocknrow: am i missing something, or did you really just mess it up
Takeovermetal: No, I fucked it up
Takeovermetal: I'll fix it, just give me another day
rocknrow: alright, sounds good
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lucy: hey uh
lucy: idk how to say this but
lucy: theres a fucking weed growing in my pc
rocknrow: duuude weed bro??
lucy: no im actually fuckign serious
lucy: like the uh
lucy: garden weeds
rocknrow: wait what the fuck
lucy: yeah its really weird
lucy: like, my pc started to run really slow
lucy: andso i opened it up because i thought it was dusty
Fishtruck: Is it just a weed in your PC?
Fishtruck: That seems like a lame prank.
Bingledorf: Does that even count as a prank
rocknrow: @lucy thanks for reminding me about dirty pcs
rocknrow: i havent cleaned mine in a while
lucy: wtf its not even just placed inside the case
lucy: its ATTATCHED to my pc bits
AnnoyingDog: Do you guys know of any good antivirus programs?
AnnoyingDog: My PC has been acting up
Bingledorf: How so?
rocknrow: you guys wont believe this
AnnoyingDog: Its been really slow
AnnoyingDog: My fans have been on like all day
Bingledorf: @rocknrow ?
rocknrow: god dammit the image wont upload
rocknrow: but uh theres weeds inside my pc
rocknrow: connected to the motherboard
lucy: dude wtf
AnnoyingDog: Now you guys have me all paranoid
rocknrow: if it happened to us, it wouldnt hurt to check
coffee_hawks: hey guys
rocknrow: hawks open your pc case for me
coffee_hawks: why?
AnnoyingDog: Noooo
rocknrow: just do it i need to make sure
coffee_hawks: is this a prank?
rocknrow: not from me, but apparently yes
AnnoyingDog: I just took a big risk and pulled the weeds
rocknrow: yeah thats how you get rid of weeds
lucy: i yanked the weeds a bit ago
rocknrow: okay good, im doing the same
lucy: no like
lucy: it didnt work
rocknrow: you couldnt pull them out?
lucy: theyre regrowing right now
lucy: hholy shi
lucy: my pc is runnning like as
rocknrow: what the hell
lucy: i think its fine now
lucy: i think its fine now
lucy: nvm it doubleposted
rocknrow: wait so if we all have this what do we have in common that caused it
lucy: uhhhhhhhh
Bingledorf: on my pc now
lucy: ur on a laptop right
Bingledorf: yes
Bingledorf: there are weeds sticking out of the vent
lucy: maybe it was a file we downloaded
liquid_water: yeah because a virus can make plants grow in your pc
lucy: do u even know where the fuck u are rn
liquid_water: hey losers who wants to play a game with me
rocknrow: liquid check your pc case
liquid_water: i have a laptop
rocknrow: ok but you know what i mean
liquid_water: hmmmm nah
liquid_water: someone tell me what ive missed because im not scrolling up
Bingledorf: just peek inside your damn laptop vent
liquid_water: wow theres something inside
liquid_water: dude no way theres METAL
liquid_water: and darkness
liquid_water: wait wtf
rocknrow: yeah
coffee_hawks: this couldn't be from takeovermetal could it?
Bingledorf: no his thing didnt work remember
lucy: what if it fucking did
rocknrow: oh youre kidding
rocknrow: @Takeovermetal
liquid_water: this is actually bs
liquid_water: i just woke up
liquid_water: and my pc is a god damn garden
lucy: howd o i FIX THIS
Takeovermetal: You guys ever deweeded a garden before? lol
lucy: @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal v
lucy: oh u piece of shit
bones: Do not spam pings at people.
lucy: no you dont understand
lucy: this fucker gavemy pc weeds
bones: That's no excuse to pester him.
rocknrow: i think the fuck not
rocknrow: damn near ruined my pc
bones: @Takeovermetal can you please explain why everyone is blaming you for causing plants to grow inside their computers?
rocknrow: seriously what the hell
Takeovermetal: It's a joke man, calm down
bones: It doesn't seem like much of a joke to me.
Takeovermetal: Oh come on, its kinda funny
liquid_water: god dammit man
liquid_water: you fucking come in here with your damn fancy doom mods
liquid_water: god damn ruin my pc
liquid_water: @bone
liquid_water: fuck
liquid_water: @bones
liquid_water: please for the love of god
bones: So these weeds can be removed like regular weeds?
Takeovermetal: Yeah
Takeovermetal: I got you guys good, but I'm not gonna ENTIRELY fuck you over
bones: It's one thing to have fun, but this is unacceptable behavior.
Takeovermetal: Wait i havent even explained the best part lolTakeovermetal has left. [Banned by bones].
liquid_water: OOF
rocknrow: thats not perma is it?
bones: Two week ban and a monthlong file upload/link revocation.
liquid_water: lmao rip
rocknrow: the least he could have done was make it grow actual WEED