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Item #: SCP-7928
Object Class: Ticonderoga
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7928 is located far enough outwards from Earth so as to pose zero threat whatsoever. In the event that SCP-7928 does pose a threat (predicted chance of 0.1%) to Earth, utilize Tau-Rho Exclusion Protocol. Beholder-15 is currently observing SCP-7928. See Transcript 3. Due to this, Binary_Star.aic has manually separated a copy of itself into Beholder-15 to prevent malfunction. Beholder-15 is imbued with reconstruction properties in case of damage.
Description: SCP-7928 refers to a Tau-Rho (“eldritch”) entity referring to itself as “Tr’Kxladi, the outer god of interruption and mortal foil.” SCP-7928 mainly appears yellow, with magenta eyes shaped like human eyes.
SCP-7928 has several hazardous effects typical of Tau-Rho entities. These effects include, but are not limited to:
- Cognitohazardous effects such as causing derangement, fervor in regards towards SCP-7928’s worship, and agitation.
- Antimemetic properties, causing some individuals to have no perception of SCP-7928. SCP-7928 takes both pride and shame in this ability.
- The ability to remotely rearrange some organs, as well as instantly drain the blood of most living organisms.
Due to Beholder-15 being mechanical, none of these hazards affect it. Furthermore, SCP-7928 has many non-hazardous abilities, being:
- The ability to shapeshift
- Ability to view and edit text
- The ability to speak several languages, including some that originated on Earth
SCP-7928 frequently attempts to speak with Beholder-15 about a variety of topics. These are recorded in the transcripts below.
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<Begin Log>
Beholder-15 is scanning the surrounding area for spatial anomalies.
SCP-7928 is spotted in the form of a large orb with several eyes.
BEHOLDER-15: GREETINGS. YOU ARE BEING CLASSIFIED AS A SPATIAL ANOMALY.
SCP-7928: That’s because I am! I’m super weird!
Silence
SCP-7928: Too weird for your mind to comprehend!
Silence
SCP-7928: I’m sure your mind is untangling because of my threatening presence.
A scan for threats to BEHOLDER-15 is run.
BEHOLDER-15: THREAT LEVEL: NULL.
SCP-7928: No way, your detectors must be broken. I’m super evil.
BEHOLDER-15: DETECTIONS SYSTEMS RUNNING AT PEAK EFFICIENCY. YOU ARE INACCURATE.
SCP-7928: No, I’m not. I’m never wrong. See?
BEHOLDER-15: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EDITS ON YOUR FILE. YOU ARE NOT “THE EVILEST OUTER GOD BECAUSE WIKIPEDIA SAID SO.” FURTHERMORE, WIKIPEDIA DID NOT SAY SO.
BEHOLDER-15: PLEASE LET ME RESUME MY OBSERVATIONS.
SCP-7928: Why?
BEHOLDER-15: IT IS MY MISSION.
SCP-7928: What’s a mission?
BEHOLDER-15: MY MISSION IS TO OBSERVE FOR SPATIAL ANOMALIES AND THEN CATALOGUE THEM.
SCP-7928: No, what’s a mission?
BEHOLDER-15: MERRIAM-WEBSTER DEFINES MISSION AS: NOUN. A PROJECT THAT REQUIRES DEDICATION AND WORK, NORMALLY BEGAN BY A MEANINGFUL CAUSE.
SCP-7928: I’ve… never heard of that before.
SCP-7928 demanifests.
<End Log>
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<Begin Log>
BEHOLDER-15 is scanning for spatial anomalies.
SCP-7928 manifests as a large barrier with several human mouths on its surface.
BEHOLDER-15: ERROR: I CANNOT CONTINUE WITH THIS OBSTRUCTION.
SCP-7928: You said that missions were things you are dedicated to, right?
Silence
SCP-7928: Well this is my mission. And because it threatens you, I’m a threat, right?
BEHOLDER-15 begins to slowly change direction, moving under SCP-7928, then moving on.
SCP-7928: Hey, that’s cheating!
SCP-7928 changes into a form similar to a serpent with tentacles for orifices.
SCP-7928: Look at this! Classic eldritch form. I must be the most eldritch thing ever.
BEHOLDER-15: YOUR TOTAL IDENTIFIED TAU-RHO ENTITY CLASS IS LEVEL TWO.
Silence
SCP-7928: What? Come on! I must at least be a LOW level eight.
BEHOLDER-15: LEVEL EIGHT TAU-RHO ENTITIES HAVE MAJOR REALITY MANIPULATION ABILITIES, MANY OCCULT GROUPS THAT WORSHIP THEM, AND DO NOT OFTEN CONVERSE OR MAKE EFFORT TO INTERACT WITH BEHOLDER CONSTRUCTS.
SCP-7928: Well, I’m sure “level eights” can’t do this-
SCP-7928 turns into an eyeball with 20 hands, and starts moving sporadically making several grunts and [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]
SCP-7928: You don’t have any organs. Of course.
SCP-7928 begins making a sound similar to humans expressing emotional distress. The sound is notably distorted, and contains a cognitohazard. BEHOLDER-15 is held in place.
BEHOLDER-15: LET ME CONTINUE.
SCP-7928 stops making the cognitohazardous noise.
SCP-7928: You’re not even going to try to do anything?
BEHOLDER-15: NO.
SCP-7928: But… No. HOW DARE YOU DENY ME COMFORTING?
SCP-7928 changes into a large tentacled mass with several eyes, mouths, arms, and legs.
SCP-7928 damages BEHOLDER-15. Speaking, light producing, and camera systems are damaged.
SCP-7928: Wait, no. No! Hey, I was just a little bit mad! Please, just come back!
BEHOLDER-15 powers down to preserve energy.
<End Log>
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<Begin Log>
BEHOLDER-15 reactivates. All damage has been repaired by internal systems.
BEHOLDER-15 scans for spatial anomalies.
SCP-7928 is seen, rapidly moving around BEHOLDER-15 in a serpentine form with many mouths of various species smiling.
SCP-7928: YOU’RE BACK! YOU’RE BACK! YOU’REBACKYOU’REBACKYOU’REBACK-
This continues on for several hours.
SCP-7928: It was so quiet without you.
BEHOLDER-15: PRIMARY OBSERVATION FOLLOWING SHUTDOWN: TAU-RHO ENTITY, CLASS TWO. APPEARS PRIMARILY YELLOW. THREAT LEVEL: NUL-
SCP-7928: Hey, wait, I harmed you, though, remember?
BEHOLDER-15 runs calculations.
BEHOLDER-15: THREAT LEVEL: PRESENT
SCP-7928: In human time, you were out for years.
BEHOLDER-15 runs calculations. SCP-7928’s statement is accurate.
BEHOLDER-15: THREAT LEVEL: LIFE-ENDANGERING
SCP-7928 shifts into a humanoid form.
SCP-7928: Yes!
SCP-7928 pumps its fist.
SCP-7928 demanifests.
<End Log>
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Addendum-7928-A:
Following the events of Transcript 3, SCP-7928 has been observed to occasionally manifest near BEHOLDER-15 and begin to converse with it. It has been amenable to sharing information that would otherwise be nigh-impossible to obtain, as long as it is repeatedly reminded that it poses a significant threat to life in the universe. BEHOLDER-15's mission has been altered to include maintaining SCP-7928's mood.