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SCP-8103

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Published on 12 Feb 2025 18:26

Item#: 8103

Level2

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

conscientia

Disruption Class:

ekhi

Risk Class:

warning

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SCP-8103, photographed by a civilian.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8103 is to remain in situ at Woodlawn Cemetery in the Bronx, New York City, New York. Foundation disinformation campaigns are to be used to dismiss SCP-8103's effect as a mixture of coincidence and urban legend.

Description: SCP-8103 is an instance of a tilia tomentosa tree. Sampling of SCP-8103's bark, leaves, and fruit confirm that the tree itself is non-anomalous.

SCP-8103's anomalous effect occurs towards any persons who are experiencing marital or relationship troubles. When any persons who meet this criteria place their palm against SCP-8103 for a period of ten seconds, they will be affected by a cognitohazard that results in them experiencing a moment of clarity, followed by them immediately seeking out ways to make amends in their marriages/relationships.

Commonly documented effects of SCP-8103's cognitohazard include:

  • The signing up for couples and/or marriage counselling services;
  • The buying of expensive and/or lavish romantic gifts;
  • Marriage proposals;
  • The planning of "romantic getaways" or "second honeymoons";
  • Restructuring of relationships into more "open" variants;
  • Reinvigoration of self-care methods;
  • and emotional "opening ups".

SCP-8103 has led to a marked decrease in divorce rates and break-ups within the Bronx borough of New York City.