Item#: 8182
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
notice
Ectograph of SCP-8182 (right) and D-8182 (left) taken during initial containment.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8182 and D-8182 are currently being held in a standard humanoid containment cell within Site 12's Euclid housing wing.
Description: SCP-8182 is a Class-A ectological lifeform resembling a 19 year old human male. SCP-8182 has demonstrated minor physical capabilities, being able to displace objects weighing up to 5kg. With the exception of D-8182, SCP-8182 can not be perceived without the aid of specialized ectological equipment. D-8182 is a 23 year old human female. Prior attempts at isolating SCP-8182 have resulted in severe psychological distress in both entities. Due to ease of containment and low priority no further attempts are to be made at this time.
Discovery: SCP-8182 was initially discovered and contained on October 21st, 2024. Please see addenda for associated logs.
Addendum 8182-1:
DISCOVERY LOG 8182-1
DATE: October 21st, 2024 5:23 pm
PREFACE: On September 6th, 2024, D-8182 was placed on Foundation Watchlist E-8000-24 after foundation AI within the American Psychiatric System flagged their reported hallucinations as potentially anomalous in nature. D-8182’s personal electronic devices were subsequently implanted with standard foundation monitoring programs. Recorded audio and video logs have been filtered and enhanced by Site 12’s ectology department.
<BEGIN LOG>
D-8182 is located at the bathroom sink in their apartment. They are brushing their teeth as YouTube makeup tutorials play through their smartphone’s speakers. SCP-8182 is seen slowly brushing D-8182’s hair.
SCP-8182: I don’t see why you can’t just try it for my sake. I mean how will you know if you never even give them a chance.
D-8182: Don’t be a lech. I’m not dating girls just so you can get off.
SCP-8182: I didn’t mean it like that. I just think if we are both going to enjoy it doesn’t it make more sense for-
D-8182: If you don’t stop being gross Im going to fuck him tonight just to spite you
(pause)
SCP-8182: Oh please, you don’t need me to give you an excuse to be a slut.
They both chuckle softly. D-8182 applies a facial cleanser as SCP-8182 clips in her earrings.
SCP-8182: Seriously though? A game designer? You might as well try dating a cop.
D-8182: Phft… what do you know. He seems empathetic enough.
SCP-8182: But that’s what I’m saying. With these nerdy introvert types its hard to tell just over text if they have some fucked up worldview.
D-8182: You were a nerdy introvert type.
SCP-8182: Yeah but I changed for you.
D-8182 snorts and begins to apply makeup.
D-8182: Jokes aside I need you to promise me that you’ll at least try to be mature.
SCP-8182 rests their head on D-8182’s shoulder.
SCP-8182: I promise.
<END LOG>
Addendum 8182-2:
DISCOVERY LOG 8182-2
DATE: October 21st, 2024 6:32 pm
PREFACE: The following log was retrieved from Granger’s Restaurant and Bar’s internal security camera feed. This video has been filtered and enhanced by Site 12’s ectology department.
<BEGIN LOG>
D-8182 and SCP-8182 enter the building and are led by a hostess to a central table.
Civilian: Oh my god, hi!
D-8182: Hi.
D-8182 and the civilian hug. SCP-8182 is seen fidgeting with the silverware on the table. The hostess notices a fork shift slightly and stares at the table.
Civilian: So… do you think we can get our drinks?
The hostess continues to stare at the silverware. The civilian waves their hand in front of the hostess’s face.
Civilian: Hello? We’d like to order please.
The hostess starts.
Hostess: My apologies, what can I get started for you two?
Civilian: Perfect, I will have a rum and coke and she will have a…
The civilian gestures at D-8182.
D-8182: Just a water thank you.
Hostess: Alrighty, have those out for y’all in a jiff.
D-8182: Thank you.
SCP-8182: Alcohol right of the bat and he’s rude to wait staff. Tsk-tsk-tsk.
D-8182 purses their lips.
D-8182: Actually ma’am could I please get your house margarita.
Hostess: Of course.
D-8182 smiles as the hostess leaves, then glares at SCP-8182. The civilian glances in the same direction.
Civilian: What are you looking at?
D-8182: Oh, uh, nothing. I’m just really nervous.
Civilian: Well don’t be. You look beautiful by the way.
SCP-8182 scoffs.
SCP-8182: Real smooth my guy.
D-8182: Thank you.
Civilian: So what do you like to do for fun?
D-8182: Well… I, um… you know I…
The civilian leans in.
D-8182: I…
SCP-8182 places their hand gently on D-8182’s arm.
D-8182: I like to do community theatre… Have you ever been?
Civilian: I unfortunately can’t say I have. But I was in band in high school and we would play the score for the school’s musicals. But uh, just between you and me, I was only in the band to get closer to the band girls. Y’know real overachiever nerdy types. I actually thought I had a chance. Ha!
Hostess: Here are your drinks.
Civillian: Oh thank you. But anyway, community theatre. What made you decide to get into tha-
As he goes to take a sip of his rum and coke SCP-8182 grabs his arm yanking it upward and causing the civilian to spill the drink on himself.
Civilian: Jesus Christ!
D-8182: Stop it!
(pause)
Hostess: I’ll go get you a towel.
Civillian: Thank you. I don’t know what that… gosh I’m so embarrassed. I’m so sorry. I’ll be right back. I’m just gonna head to the washroom. Please don’t leave. I still want to hear about your plays.
The civilian stands up and leaves the camera frame.
D-8182: (whispering) What the fuck are you doing.
SCP-8182: I’m ending this before we waste any more time on this schmuck.
D-8182: I knew this would happen.
SCP-8182: What?
D-8182: You’re not even giving him a chance.
SCP-8182: I am too.
D-8182: No you’re not. It hasn’t even been five minutes and you’ve already assaulted him.
SCP-8182: That was barely a push.
D-8182: I knew we weren’t ready for this. You’re a fucking child.
SCP-8182: A child?!
D-8182: Yep, a child.
(pause)
SCP-8182: Okay. Well if I’m a child I guess I should just…
SCP-8182 bend down and grabs the spoons on the table.
D-8182: You wouldn’t dare.
SCP-8182 lifts up the silverware and starts twirling them above D-8182’s head, knocking over the drinks, and intentionally drawing the attention of neighboring tables. Several other diners gasp and point. And a few bring out their phones to record.
D-8182: Are you insane!
D-8182 bolts up and runs out of the camera frame.
<END LOG>
Addendum 8182-3:
DISCOVERY LOG 8182-3
DATE: October 21st, 2024 6:51 pm
PREFACE: At 6:39 pm foundation web scrapers flagged a Facebook Live upload recorded inside Granger’s Restaurant and Bar for anomalous activity. Site 12’s security department was notified and a junior MTF detail was dispatched for containment and amnestitization. The following log was captured by D-8182’s smartphone’s microphone in Hermann Park, Houston. This audio has been filtered and enhanced by Site 12’s ectology department.
<BEGIN LOG>
Estimated 60 seconds until MTF arrival.
D-8182: You’re the one who said I should start dating! You said you wanted me to be happy.
SCP-8182: I do, I just think we should be a little more selective. I mean come on. That guy was an asshole.
D-8182: Maybe! But that was my call to make, not yours.
SCP-8182: So what do I not even get a say.
D-8182: No.
SCP-8182: Wow. So I guess I’m just supposed to do nothing while you make all the important decisions in our life.
D-8182: It’s not our life! Its mine!
(pause)
Estimated 30 seconds until MTF arrival.
D-8182: Look. I’m sorry your life was just so painful that you couldn’t handle it. But that doesn’t give you the right to take over mine. Sometimes I wish-
(pause)
D-8182: I…
(pause)
D-8182: (unintelligible)
(pause)
SCP-8182: Come on just say it.
Ectograph is taken.
D-8182: I wish you never came back.
(pause)
D-8182: I don’t mea-
MTF agents make contact.
<END LOG>