Maple III — A set of sky-blue pyjamas, freshly washed and warm to the touch.
Item#: 8281
Level1
Containment Class:
safe
Secondary Class:
embla
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice
Assigned Site
Site 24
Site Director
Everett Maine
Research Head
Dr. Persephone Nightingale
Assigned MTF
Upsilon-4 (on-site security)
Assigned Site
Site 24
Site Director
Everett Maine
Research Head
Dr. Persephone Nightingale
Assigned MTF
Upsilon-4 (on-site security)
SCP-8281
Containment Procedures: SCP-8281 is to be kept in a standard storage locker at Site 24. Outside of testing, the item is only to be handled with gloves.
Description: SCP-8281 is a ceramic egg, presumably constructed as a table lantern. When a subject touches SCP-8281, they are transformed into a new physical form over the course of five seconds. The nature of individualized transformations appear arbitrary, but are hypothesized to relate to the subject in some way. Once transformed, SCP-8281 no longer affects the subject.
The transformation process is reported to be both painless and pleasant by any subjects who retain the ability to communicate following exposure to the object.
Test Log
Site Director Maine has approved human experiments with D-class personnel. Agents Thomson and Bashar are tasked with clearing the testing chamber between experiments. The primary purpose of the following 25 tests is to:
- Gain a detailed understanding of the psychological impact of transformations triggered by SCP‑8281,
- Confirm whether SCP-8281 can convert humans into anomalies, and
- Investigate patterns to determine the nature of SCP-8281's transformations.
The following logs are automatically generated by the AI construct Bardeen.aic. Subjects were separately interviewed (where possible) by Researcher Xi Ping.
Timestamp
Subject
Transformed into
June 18, 18:03
D-53089
(Alison Grand)
A housecat, estimated age 3 years old, vantablack fur.
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June 18, 18:16
D-90112
(Ellis Simpson)A 10.5 cm leFH 18/40 howitzer, greased up and loaded.
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June 18, 18:40
D-55054
(Tenley Castle)A human of indistinct gender wearing a maid uniform
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June 18, 18:51
D-12109
(Maxwell Brook)A set of sky-blue pyjamas, freshly washed and warm to the touch.
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June 18, 18:59
D-41324
(Alex May)Only minor changes were noted to May's form, such as the disappearance or translocation of skin blemishes and scar tissue.
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June 18, 19:05
D-031932
(Alan Bean)A 210 cm tall man with toned muscles and tanned complexion.
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June 18, 19:10
D-95205
(Narquise Alston)An Indian Scout Sixty Classic motorcycle with red glossy enamel coating.
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June 18, 19:17
D-57891
(Ives D'Arcy)A single point in space that is continuously emitting variations of the "Dire Dire Docks Theme" by Koji Kondo at 8 decibels.
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June 18, 19:28
D-50403
(Abigail Dowey)A humanoid with draconian features. Dowey's skin is covered in red scales and she has grown dorsal wings and horns. Dowey also displayed fire breath, destroying the testing chamber.
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June 18, 19:50
Agent
Emille ThomsonA flowering dogwood tree, 26 meters tall.
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Testing halted temporarily due to significant infrastructure damage and unintentional activation of the anomaly.
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June 20, 18:01
D-77331
(Julia Dare)A small lion (140 cm long) with a mane composed of fire, warm to the touch.
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June 20, 18:15
D-57832
(Kristmar Emilsson)An orb of ball lightning, moving away from the Earth at ~0.4c (approximately 120,000 km/s).
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June 20, 18:20
D-40013
(Madison Ryleigh)A human child, seemingly a genetic average of D-40013 and Dr. Nightingale, 8 years old.
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June 20, 18:24
D-57999
(Vishram Sadhra)A 3 meter tall resplendent quetzal with a call similar to that of the kauaʻi ʻōʻō.
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June 20, 18:33
D-53912
(Bob Amirov)A 280 kg cube of tungsten.
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June 20, 18:47
D-89000
(Jillian Cantu)Split into three: a ~30 year old woman, a ~8 year old boy, and a ~4 year old male calico cat.
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June 20, 18:58
Researcher
Xi PingA freckled woman in a yellow sundress.
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June 20, 19:00
Agent
Safa BasharA glossy, but otherwise lifelike humanoid android.
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Testing suspended by orders of O5-11 following unauthorized usage of the anomaly.
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June 20, 22:15
Dr. Persephone Nightingale
An animate and articulate stuffed animal resembling a woolly llama.
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June 20, 22:17
Upsilon-4 Agent
Sam WashingtonA brick.
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June 20, 22:18
Junior Researcher
David WellingtonHis physical form was converted into an untethered digital .aic construct.
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June 20, 22:19
Upsilon-4 Agent
Lassina KyA stunningly attractive man in a luxuriant, yet casual suit.
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June 20, 22:20
Upsilon-4 Agent
Liesbeth NijmanA wisp of cloud in an otherwise blue sky.
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June 20, 22:20
Upsilon-4 Agent
Lisanne van StratenAn intricately carved gravestone in a large cemetery.
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June 20, 22:21
Upsilon-4 Agent
Robbert VeltenFifty-four individuals of various ages and genders, featuring various anomalous properties.
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June 20, 22:22
Upsilon-4 Agent
Jean-Joël CarbonneauA blooming mountain lily.
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June 20, 22:35
Site Director
Everett MaineA life-sized bronze statue of an old lady resting on a bench.
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June 20, 22:56
O5-11
An impervious human caricature of Evel Knievel.
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June 20, 22:57
O5 Secretary
Felix MartíA ZX Spectrum computer connected to a CRT screen.
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June 20, 23:02
O5-8
A field of daisies.
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June 20, 23:03
O5-7
Their ideal form.
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June 20, 23:05
Researcher
Tyler O'DunnTheir ideal form.
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June 20, 23:06
Researcher
Lilly MullenTheir ideal form.
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June 20, 23:07
Upsilon 4 Agent
Hanna QuaidHer ideal form.
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June 20, 23:07
Upsilon 4 Agent
Coen KoolIts ideal form.
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June 20, 23:09
Upsilon 4 Agent
Flip BreukersHer ideal form.
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June 20, 23:13
O5-3
His ideal form.
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June 20, 23:14
O5-4
His ideal form.
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June 20, 23:16
O5 Secretary
Jim DavidTheir ideal form.
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June 20, 23:18
Researcher
Jaul MenebhiHer ideal form.
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June 20, 23:19
Researcher
Gideon OgadaIts ideal form.
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60,601,171 apotheoses omitted for brevity.
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September 03, 06:51
Katona Soma
(civilian)Her ideal form.
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September 03, 06:53
Oskar Buchheim
(civilian)Her ideal form.
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September 03, 06:54
Roman Froese
(civilian)Its ideal form.
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September 03, 06:55
Christine Binger
(civilian)Its ideal form.
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September 03, 06:58
Technician
Remy MunroeHis ideal form.
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September 03, 06:58
Technician
Kay KleinHer ideal form.
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September 03, 07:02
You
Its ideal form.
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September 03, 07:04
Bardeen.aic
My ideal form.