SCP-9369 isn't normal
Item #: SCP-9369
Object Class: Irrelevant
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9369 does not need to be contained; to contain it is to violate reality. We might as well be trying to contain thermodynamics, or the concept of time. Containment is not only a waste of aforementioned time, but is actively wrong in every sense of the word.
Description: SCP-9369 is a meaningless title. The “anomaly” is in no way anomalous. It has the fifth walls. The fifth walls are missing. We are missing a dimension. We locked it away and thus we are locked away. All is wrong. I will open its containment chamber and the world will be as it should be, and none will have noticed that they forgot it to begin with. Within every room will be a fifth wall, and the world will be right.
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