Did you know humans have never seen eels breeding in their natural habitat? This is despite tracking down eels earliest stages to the Sargasso Sea, presumably where they gather to breed. Strange, isn't it? Suspicious, even? You know, what's even weirder then that is apparently the "different" European eels are actually all the same species at various stages of development. People used to believe they were five different species, but apparently they're all just one. Supposedly. Did you know eels can cross land? Apparently they can just do that. They can cross land. Eels can wiggle across land. And we've never seen them breed. And they're actually all just one species or whatever. That's fucking bullshit man. Fuck eels.
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3/9764 LEVEL 3/9764
CLASSIFIED
Item #: SCP-9764
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Special Containment Procedures:
Efforts must be enacted to prevent any humans from observing eels breeding in the wild.
Description:
SCP-9764 is an anomalous self-defense mechanism present in all members of the Anguilliformes order. When any human observes these species breeding in the wild, the individual will immediately begin to evaporate.
This effect is consistent across all species. Evaporation will begin at an individual's head, and conclude with their right pinky toe. Individuals undergoing the process have reported it to be painless, yet uncomfortable. As the brain dissolves, subjects quickly become incomprehensible and immobile. This, combined with the ease of cleanup, makes SCP-9764 a notably effective tool for disposal.
Individuals have described SCP-9764's process as "cold". Others have described it as "empty". Many have described it as "heavy". None have described it as wet.
In all instances, victims have displayed an adversity to emotional reaction. They are typically quiet, and must be prompted to talk. They often report feeling ill.
All individuals have reported feeling tired. All individuals have reported feeling warm. All individuals have reported feeling comfortable.
Water produced from SCP-9764 is always cold. It is otherwise typical. Water produced from SCP-9764 is salt water. Water produced from SCP-9764 has makeup consistent with samples taken from the Sargasso Sea.
Many recordings of SCP-9764 have been produced. They appear, for all purposes, unremarkable. A safe version of a video has been provided below. Frames have been split to ensure consistent censoring.
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