CODE NAME: Nico's Proposal II

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Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All actors are expected to retire from their roles and exit stage left after taking a final bow, as dictated by the director.

SCP-001 is not to be spoken of in-character.

Description: SCP-001 refers to the cyclical recasting of all actors upon the conclusion of a performance.

Recasting is currently in effect.

Casting Call: The director has currently issued a casting call for the following new roles. Please note that only roles which have not been cast yet are available for viewing in this document.

Role

Notes

Dr. Garrison

Has an inordinate amount of faith in the future and is highly confident of herself.

Agent Calendar

Prone to solving problems with her fists.

Researcher Rex

Has trouble communicating properly and is very unsure of himself.

D-1221

A demented mind.

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The End

It feels like only yesterday we auditioned and were cast in our roles. How time flies, right? It makes me think about the nature of our art. Unlike a painting or a sculpture, we are here one moment, then gone the next. But I suppose this is something we both know as thespians.

Sorry for waxing poetic at you, my friend. I'll see you at curtain call.

Regards, O5-10 Secure, Contain, Protect

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Re:The End

I have thought long and hard on this, and I have decided that I will not be relinquishing my role. If the director has a problem with that, then so be it.

Yours, O5-1 Secure, Contain, Protect

Below is a list of directorial notes pending implementation via SCP-001.

Character

Notes

Dr. Wettle

I would like to see the character go in a new, more serious direction. Turn the comedy into a tragedy.

Agent Strelnikov

This character is a negative racial stereotype. We should figure out a way to not make it so, and perhaps add some more depth to him.

Dr. Clef

Though the serious demeanor of the character compared to his outlandish story is amusing in a deadpan tone, an exaggerated and bombastic performance will truly bring him to life.

Dr. Gears

After much consideration, it has been concluded that a Gears-type character would not have a wife or children, and as such, will lack them moving forward.

Dr. Everwood

ATTN Costume Department: Remember to sever the actor's right arm this time. The robot arm story requires too much explaining.

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Where are you? I know you said you didn't want to leave the role, which I think is crazy talk, but I trust you to make your own decisions. I guess I just expected you to show up for curtain call. The director is asking for you personally, and I don't know what to say.

Regards, O5-10 Secure, Contain, Protect

Not all parts are recast during each SCP-001 cycle. The following tables list characters which will not be returning during the next performance, as well as a reason provided by the director.

Character

Notes

Dr. Iceberg

Unmemorable, irrelevant, unnecessary.

Professor Kain Pathos Crow

Casting canine actors and training them to cooperate with human actors is too time consuming.

Dr. Kondraki

Repeated on-stage accidents and inflammatory behavior.

Researcher Smalls

Repeated absenteeism.

Researcher Lloyd

Character poses constant, immediate danger to other actors.

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The End

We just gave our final bow. This will be my final message, as I am turning over my props and costume to the director. Time to become naught but a memory.

I hope you know what you're doing.

Regards, Your Friend.

Roles Pending Transition: The following character(s) were not present at curtain call.

Character

Status

O5-1

Located.

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Exit Stage Left

There is no escape from the story's end.

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