we do love bein sneaky
HenryFH
Do these councils go all the way up?
(Posted 2nd April 2026)
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Item#: 9962
Level5
Containment Class:
keter
Secondary Class:
{$secondary-class}
Disruption Class:
dark
Risk Class:
notice
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the risks involved with monitoring O5 communication channels, current protocol requires Overseers to personally report any instances of SCP-9962 directly to RAISA.
Description: SCP-9962 is a phenomenon affecting secure instant messaging channels used by O5 Council members. The anomaly manifests itself as text messages from an individual claiming to be a member of a supposed "O6 Council". Despite numerous assessments from Foundation IT teams, the origin of SCP-9962 is still unknown.
Below is an archive of reported SCP-9962 instances:
14/03/2026, O5-8:
UNKNOWN
i just wanted to check how things were running down at the fives
any updates the big man should know about?
(the big man is me)
What? Who is this?
oh you get promoted and forget about me?
hahahaha just joshing
it's O6-2
big bro if you will
I won't.
How did you get this number?
haha wdym?
all O6 council members have your info
There is no O6 Council.
oh yeah mums the word haha
we do love bein sneaky
catch you on the flip side 8 ball
15/03/2026, O5-4:
UNKNOWN
yo are you going store?
while you're there can you pick up some handcuffs
Handcuffs?
yeah you know
handcuffs
for containing things
thats our thing right? we contain.
I'm sorry who is this?
oh sorry new phone lmao. its O6-2
B)
???
thats me wearing sunglasses
17/03/2026, O5-9:
UNKNOWN
yo
nine iron
how goes it
Oh hi
Are you that prank caller?
nah its O6-2
has someone been bothering u guys?
Um
No don't worry about it
haha class
anyways what you been up to?
I don't think I can divulge that
come on you can tell me
im big bro!
No
im your oneesan
What
sorry
forget i said that
ive been watching a lot of anime recently
have you seen jojos?
No
its rlly good
its kinda like you guys
How so
its these people who save the world
but they dont get any recognition
I see
anyways i gotta go do something
O6 and out
haha
19/03/2026, O5-6:
UNKNOWN
hey
Who is this?
O6-2
Oh I see.
What is it?
i was thinking of coming down the office and seeing u guys
is there a good day for that?
when ur not too busy
Let me check with the others
You can come by tomorrow
alr perfect
████ █████ ████ right?
you still there?
.
Yes that's correct.
haha nice
be there at ten
20/03/2026, O5-6:
UNKNOWN
sorry mate i can't come by the office today :(
Why not?
my leave request got denied
Denied?
By who?
O7 council :(
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