Your universe could've had an anomalous theme park. But it doesn't.
NOTE FROM THE FOUNDATION DEPARTMENT OF MULTIUNIVERSAL AFFAIRS
Since 2002, our department has semi-annually been performing scans of Foundation databases across multiple universes using the Davids-Scranton UADA (Universal Anomaly Discrepancy Algorithm). These scans are performed by an AIC capable of treading through raw universal data and has been trained to predict for potential K-Class scenarios in our universe by cross-referencing various and random SCP documents from other universes to our own. Usually, there is no difference of note or very slight changes due to social variation. Rarely though, documents will differ in great amounts, whether it be subject, context, containment status, common language used, etc. By isolating documents with major differences like these, unusual conditions that may allow for XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenarios, CK-Class Restructuring Scenarios, IK-Class Collapse of Global Civilization Scenarios, LK-Class Change of Species Scenarios, and other similar disasters have been identified and stymied at least dozens of times now.
On September 9th, 2019, the AIC notified us to a major threat using unique callsign and identifier "AKASHA-CHOCOLATE", an alert only to be used when it detects patterns that signify a document discrepancy so great that it implies incredible cross-causal disruption and an imminent threat to our universe. This alert had never triggered prior to this scenario.
Upon immediate investigation of the potential threat, SCP-9884 was identified as the catalyst, the difference to our local reality pinging from the parallel universe designated U-Δ14α-2. While the underlying context is similar enough in both universes, the quantity of differences is greater than any previously discovered by the AIC.
The reason for why this skip set off the AKASHA-CHOCOLATE alert is still unknown. No follow-up event relating to SCP-9884 has occurred in the number of months since the alert pinged. Due to the limitations and energy requirements of the UADA module, further investigation on our front is not viable. If anyone reading this has any idea why this happened or picks up on anything we couldn't figure out, please immediately email me at
i.lynch@scip.net
— Ike Lynch, Lead Technician and Researcher